How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making
My vegan goldfish cracker adventure began yesterday morning, when I saw this beautiful photo post about making homemade goldfish crackers and using a soda can to make a fish-shaped cookie cutter. I was definitely inspired, but there were two problems: I don’t eat dairy and I didn’t have a soda can on hand. So, I did what any creative gal would do—I improvised! I found a plastic soda bottle and some scissors, got out some vegan cheese and a food processor, and then I got to work.

For my troubles, I now have a cute, reusable fishie cookie cutter and a giant bowl of vegan goldfish crackers that taste every bit as good as I recall. (Though, truth be told, they might actually taste more like Cheez-Its. It’s been so long since I’ve had the real thing, that I really can’t remember!)

Make your own:

Make a Plastic Bottle Goldfish Cookie Cutter:

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Materials:
* Clear plastic bottle with straight edges
* Scissors
* Ruler
* Craft knife
* Bone folder
* Binder clip
* Food safe adhesive (I used superglue, dried for a full 24 hours according to the directions on the package.)

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Step 1:
Cut the top and bottom off of the plastic bottle, then cut a straight line down the side, creating one long piece of plastic.

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Step 2:
Using a ruler and a craft knife, or carefully cutting with scissors, cut one 1″ wide strip of plastic.

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making
How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Step 3:
Using a bone folder, fold and crease the plastic, creating a goldfish shape. Once you’ve made the folds, cut off any extra length at the ends of the plastic strip. The tail fin ends should be long enough to overlap so they can be glued together.

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Step 4:
Glue the tail fin ends together using a food-safe adhesive, holding them in position with a binder clip as they dry. Make sure you follow the instructions on the package—some glues need up to 24 hours to dry completely.

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Step 5:
Once the glue is completely set, wash the cutter thoroughly before use.

Bake Vegan Goldfish Crackers:

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Credit where it’s due, my recipe was inspired by the Homemade Goldfish Crackers recipe on Tasty Kitchen. Because the recipe was so simple, I was really hoping that vegan cheese would substitute one-to-one for real cheddar, but, alas, it’s never that easy!

Here’s what I did to get that familiar cheese cracker taste:

Ingredients:
8 oz vegan block cheddar cheese (I used Follow Your Heart)
4 oz Daiya vegan shredded cheddar
4 tablespoons margarine
2 cups all-purpose flour
1-2 teaspoons tomato paste to taste
3-4 tablespoons cold water
Dash of seasoning salt

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

Depending on how large you make the cutter, this recipe should yield at least 3 full baking sheets, or about 150 small crackers.

Step 1:
Preheat oven to 350.

Step 2:
In a food processor, combine margarine, both vegan cheeses, tomato paste, and seasoning salt* with one cup of flour. Add the second cup of flower a little at a time until the dough looks slightly crumbly. (If you have a particularly oily block of vegan cheese, you may need to add more flour to get the right texture. Just be careful not to overpower the cheesy taste by adding too much.)

* Remember, vegan cheese is saltier and more oily that the real thing, so take care not to add too much salt.

Step 3:
Pulse water into the crumbly dough a tablespoon at a time, until the dough is slightly elastic, but still holds together firmly.

Step 4:
Wrap the dough in plastic wrap, then refrigerate for at least an hour.

Step 5:
Remove cooled dough from the fridge and roll it out onto a floured surface. You’ll want to roll the dough thin—about a ¼” thick—to get a crispy cracker.

Step 6:
Using your goldfish cutter, cut out the crackers and place them onto a parchment paper-covered baking sheet (this will keep them from burning, and prevent the thin crackers from sticking to the baking sheet). Bake at 350 for 15 to 20 minutes, until crisp but not burned. For added crunch, turn the oven off when done baking and allow the crackers to cool slowly with the oven.

How-To: Vegan Goldfish Crackers with Plastic Bottle Cookie Cutter | The Zen of Making

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